初二英语幽默小故事阅读

英语中也有很多幽默的小故事，阅读这些故事，不仅可以让我们更好的了解英语文化，还可以培养我们对英语的兴趣。下面是小编给大家精选的两篇高效的小故事，可以一起来看看噢。 故事一： Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema.It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. Butafter two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes inagain. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two orthree minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girlasks him, Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet? No, Ihave no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up myticket. 汤姆是个小孩，他才7岁。当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。一个女的问她， 你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？ 没有，我里面没朋友，但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了 故事二： A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry,honked his horn. If you don t back up, said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, I won t like what I m going to have to do. The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by. What was it you wouldn t have liked to have done back there? asked the farmer s son. Back up two miles, replied the farmer. 一位农民和他的儿子坐着马车来到一条狭窄的小巷， 他们看到一个司机正往他们这个方向开来。两个方向2英里以内已经没有空间让他们擦身而过了。司机焦急地按着喇叭。 假如你不往后退， 农民撸着袖子说， 我并不喜欢我将要必须去做的事。 司机甚是惊讶，挂了倒挡，退后了2英里，让马车先过去了。 刚才你说你并不喜欢做的事是什么啊? 农民的儿子问。 退后2英里。 农民回答。