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The Raise Employee ： Ive been here for 11 years doing three mens work for one mans pay。 Now I want a raise。 Boss ： Well, I cant give you a raise, but if youll tell me who the other two men are, Ill fire them。 加薪 员工：我在这里 11 年了，做三个人的工作，却只拿一个人的薪水。现在我要求加薪。 老板：嗯，我不能给你加薪，但如果你能告诉我其他两个人是谁，我会开除他们。Hating Girls Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen。 "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think Ill stop hating her firsts。"憎恨女孩 两个男孩正在看电视，见到黛咪·摩尔令人难以置信的面孔和身段。“如果要我不再憎恨女孩，”一个对另一个说，“我想我会从她开始。”The Policeman and the Thief Once, a new policeman caught a thief in a small town, and decided to bring him back to the police station in the city。 On their way they came to a shop where bread was sold。 “ We have no food, and we must be hungry after a while。 Let me go into the shop and buy some bread for us。 Wait here for me。” The thief said。 The policeman agreed with him and waited in the street for a long time , but thief didn’t come out of the shop。 The policeman began to be worried ,and ran into the shop, he couldn’t see the thief but the back door of the shop。 The policeman had to go back to the police station alone, and he was very unhappy。 Luckily, the policeman caught the thief at the same place the next day。 When。they walked though the same street and the same shop, “ Wait here,” said the policeman “ Last time you ran away from the shop。 This time , I’ll go into the shop and buy the bread , and you must wait here for me。” 警察与小偷 一次， 一个新上任的警察在小镇上抓住了一个小偷，他决定把这小偷押送到城里警察局去。在路上，他们路过了一家面包店。“我们没带吃的，呆会儿肯定会饿的，让我去给咱们买点面包。你在这等等我啊。”小偷说道。 警察同意了，并在街上等了很长一段时间，但是，小偷一直没有从商店出来。警察开始担心了，他跑进商店，除了一扇开着的后门，他什么也没看见。 警察不得不很郁闷的独自回到了警察局。 幸运的是第二天，他在同一地方又抓住了那小偷。当他们路过同一条街，同一家商店时，“在这等着我，”警察说道，“上次，你从这家商店溜了，这次，我去买面包，你必须在这等我！”。
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