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That Is Not My Dog!A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her. “Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”那不是我的狗一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？”店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。”于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却咬了她。“哎哟！”妇人说，“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。”店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗。”
I can’t Cook ItIt’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily. The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing. At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says. 我没法煮它这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了！哇，好重啊！”猫小姐高兴地喊着。 鱼被拉出来了。“啊！一条大鱼！这条大鱼可真大呀！”她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。 这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了？” “因为我的锅太小。我没办法烧这么大的鱼。”猫小姐回答说。
I Made Granny Glad A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?” “Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.“My granny.” The boy says.“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”我让奶奶高兴了 一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，”他说：“你们曾让别人高兴过吗？”“我，老师，”一个男孩子说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”“做得好。是谁呢？”老师说。“我奶奶。”小男孩说。“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的？”老师问道。“是这样的，老师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了3个小时。然后我对她说：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她说：“啊，我很高兴。”
Wrong Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s
