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doctor:"You only have six month to live." The patient病人）sat in stunned惊吓）silence for the next several minutes:"I can not possibly（可能的）pay you in that time." doctor:"OK,let us make it nine month."Teacher：What is the plural（复数形式）of man，Tom？ Tom：Men. Teacher：Good，and the plural of child？ Tom：Twins.Mike：Sorry for my coming late，sir.Iwas watching a football match in my dream. Teacher：Why did it make you late？ Mike：Because both of the teams could not win the games，so it lasted（持续） a long time.打得好累呀~
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